Facebook conversations...

who drew on the sofa?? 

ummm... I think I saw Barney with a pen???

That's what I heard,  

yeah, me too. it was just after he'd cooked dinner for 7 kids and done a couple of loads of washing..LoooL  

I loved barneys cooking! X

Sadie Thompson 

Ideas for the next theme, and to be swapped when we get back?? xxx

Ian Bird 

Celebrities?

Sarah Roberts 

Any type of celebrities?????? Or just pick whatever??? Xxx
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Sadie Thompson 

are we actually decided on that? or has any one else got suggestions xx
 
India Rose Bird

the friggin MOOOOOON

SPACE

THE INFINITE UNIVERRRRRSE

India Rose Bird 

CELEBRITIES IN SPAAAAAACE

Sadie Thompson 

i love you india, you dick. lets do space. SERIOUSLY no?

India Rose Bird 

my space or yours.
ahawhaw not funny.
but seriously, space is the place.
ahhhhh
enough with the shit jokes
i like space

Charlotte Bourke 

i like space.

Sarah Roberts 

space it is!!!!!!!!!
 
Ian Bird
Celebrities is way better/funnier than space thoughhhhhh

Sarah Roberts
Well we can do that after woofy t boy! Shhhhhhhhhhh

Ian Bird
Owlame

Josie Wells 

mammals

Sadie Thompson 

I like... actually LOVE mammals as a theme. Well done Josie Jose!! xx

Sadie Thompson
ok shit so what we doing haa... vote on it?

India Rose Bird

mammals!!!
except dolphins, they're shit.

Sadie Thompson 

im with mammals too.
dolphins think theyre soo cool x

Josie Wells 

dolphins are actually bastards...i know...i know this for sure...so we're doing mams' yeah? where are the others? do they get a say too?? xx

Ian Bird 

mammals shmammals

Sadie Thompson
ian shmian

India Rose Bird

your mum is

Josie Wells

blahbllaahhh

 

Janie Jones

was thinking of havin a party this saturday, just wanted to see who was about?

Hannah Lee 

on it x

Tom Fordyce 

I can't come. Have fun peeps.x

Sadie Thompson

ah poo im working! sorryy xx

Simon Maine 

Away in gay Paris...

Luke Nagy 

On it. Xx

Dave Hunt 

On it. An am thus about.x x

Barry Winston Evans 

Why is fordyce always absent without a good reason these days? Hes definitely up to something underhand if u ask me.

Hannah Lee

he's definitely up to something with his hand
 
Barry Winston Evans

Nice masturbatory reference there. Implying he sits at Coral wanking under the desk to virtual roulette machines. like it.
 
Janie Jones 

Fordyce if u wanna wank at my party i'm cool with that, as long as you're there. My porn collection is somewhat lacking but as Luke will tell you, Brokeback Mountain does the job nicely. And Sadie i reckon you should come by after work, i live well close to you anyway.xx.

Tom Fordyce 

I am working and then going to my Best Friend In The World's gig. No way out, soz guys.

Luke Nagy 

Is his name Heath?
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Tom Fordyce 

It's Jake. Which is almost as bad.

Sadie Thompson 

ah wicked, whats your adress?? x
 
Richard Tipple 

I love how this message start off about a party and ended with a general consensus that Fordy is a) a wanker and b) gay lol :)
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Janie Jones 

take it easy on fordyce guys, he'll come out when he's ready...
my address is 88 Old Road, EN3 5XZ, its just off Hertford Road. x
 
Tom Fordyce

I am going to shag each and every one of your mums.

Sadie Thompson 

fucking hell fordyce first my brothers and now my mum?? leave my family alone!!

Tom Fordyce

your tribe's fordyce lust is neither my fault nor my problem, Sades.

Luke Nagy 

I read 'fist my brothers now my mum'. Dodgy.

Dave Roskilly 

Nah mate my mums already had you. Hah safe what time is everyone turning up?

Janie Jones

anytime after 8 is cool with me. as usual i will have some cocktails on the go but wont be providing beer because beer is wrong.

 Dave Hunt 

loaded statement but see you then.x

Tom Fordyce 

I am going to come, but later on. Think arrive at 12 and leave at 3.

Tom Fordyce 

Will be pissed upon arrival though.

Janie Jones 

actually tom this party is strictly teetotal. no drunks allowed, urine samples must be submitted before entry.

Tom Fordyce 

I can piss on your door if that'll make it better?

Barry Winston Evans 

now i know fordyce is going to turn up wankered and thus act like a wanker im gonna come as well. cya later sadsacks.

Isabel Crofts 

poor little fordyce. yes i should be there x

Neil Allen
wats goinon i didnt catch the start ofthis message?

Barry Winston Evans 

fordyce is getting cussed for being a top mark. not much else of any interest.